You know somethin', Utivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece

"Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral."

I don’t like thank you cards because I don’t know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? “Man.” “See front.” I think they’re just really redundant. “Thank you” and you open it “Thank you.” Tell me something I don’t know, ya know. “Thank you; I fear dolphins.” This guy is grateful and interesting. And dolphins can be aggressive swimmers. You can say thanks and you can say thanks a million, but any number in between uh uh.
“Hey man thanks 256.”
“What?”
“Yeah you gave me a ride that’s not worth a million. You know what 255 for questioning me. Keep it up stupid; we’re headed for thanks 0 and that’s no thanks. “

Decade's best act - Part I

Porque se a música desta década há-de ficar na História, aqui fica:

E pronto, é isto...

Obrigados...

Next time

"so, next time they ask you where you wanna go.. do yourself a favour.. keep your mouth shut!"